Best Andy Bernardism ever…
You give me a gift? Bam! Thank-you note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.
-Andy Bernard, The Office
For @stuck_in_vegas
knottedthread:kdforbreakfast:babyastronauts:chainletter2:
Here’s a photo of a group celebrating the prevention of gay marriage in Maine last night. Maybe it’s just because I’m in Canada but is it wrong that I think this is kind of funny?
Old bitch in the front is literally on her knees because she’s so happy same-sex couples can’t be legally wed. That ginger mom wearing the scarf? She is so obviously pleased with herself. I guess what’s funny to me is that in, I dunno, ten years, once everyone gets over hating the gays, those self-satisfied smiles will seem so evil to everyone, the modest god-fearin’ clothes will look like a flimsy disguise, and these people will be remembered for the exact opposite of what they think they’re accomplishing. Savor those grins ladies, you don’t know it yet, but you’re history’s monsters.couldn’t have said it any better. this photo makes me physically ill.
It's supposed to snow from 11pm tonight until 8pm Thursday. 14" is expected.
Hoping for a snow day! (via dustinhenderlong)
Via Dustin HenderblogAlicia: How big is the universe?
John: Infinite.
Alicia: How do you know?
John: I know because all the data indicate it.
Alicia: But it hasn’t been proved it?
John: No.
Alicia: You haven’t seen it. How do you know for sure?
John: I don’t, I just believe it.
Alicia: It’s the same with love I guess. Now, the part that you don’t know is if I want to marry you.




